Divorce Quotes can be mistaken but these are not solicitations for
service or payment, these are utterances for all and sundry on this subject of Divorce.
They are FREE( that in itself should give you a clue) for your non commercial use.
Question posed to John Cleese by Chris Evans.
Q: Why have you called this tour The Alimony Tour?
A: Because that's exactly what it is! I've paid her £15 million already with another 5 to go!
Humor is definitely needed on this journey
As it will be like no other;
People take sides that doesn't help
Especially when it's your mother.
Going your own way
After being joined at the hip;
Isn't so easy and
Will have plenty of blips.
Marriage is a three-ring circus
Engagement ring, then wedding ring,
Then suffering, of course
Suffering's now endering,
Congrats on your divorce.
Jon Bratton 2010
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
Stu said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'
Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there's less of you.
As sad as divorce is, it is great to be able to step back and see the lighter side. ...
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my chequebook.
The best words I ever heard in court for the divorce hearing:-
My husband had started ranting on about something and the Judge said" Sit down you horrible little man"
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That’s what happens when you haven’t been home in eighteen years.
And a very firm favorite from Robin Williams
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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