Funny Sayings about Life
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Funny Sayings about Life
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making plans.
John Lennon
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Life is too short to wake up with regrets..
So love the people who treat you right..
Forget about the ones who don't.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said life would be easy,
they just promised it would be worth it.
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When life gets hard it's like:-
Sucking a baseball through a hosepipe
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Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.
Mario Burata
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No pressure, no diamonds.
Mary Case
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The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice.
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The highways of life are full of flat squirrels who couldn't make up their minds.
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Even if you are on the right track
you'll get run over, if you just sit there!
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Love it is pleasing, love it is teasing
And love is a treasure when first it's new;
But as it grows older so it grows colder
And fades like the morning dew.
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Funny Sayings about Life
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A winner never quits, and a quitter never wins!
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“If you are not using your smile,
Then you are a person
with million dollars in the bank
having no cheque book”
Shakespeare
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Worry about nothing, pray about everything!
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The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which
To burn.
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By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
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Busy as a one armed paper hanger
Charlie Cox
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian,
Anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff
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