Christmas Key Food Santa Verses


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Isn't it the strangest thing,
That Santa is so shy?
And we can never catch him,
No matter how we try.
It isn't any use to watch,
Because my parents said:
"Santa Claus will only come
When children are in bed!

This key is very special, you see
It won't work for you or me.
Hang it just outside your door
then go to bed and worry no more.
Close your eyes and close them tight,
'cause Santa Claus is coming tonight"

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If you have no chimney on Christmas Eve
awaiting the presents that Santa will leave
Just hang this key by the door for him
and all the gifts will be left within.


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Twas the night before Christmas
and Santa's on his way
He's loaded all the presents
on the back of his sleigh
Please leave a good snack for the man in red
and sprinkle this food outside
on your way to bed."

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On Christmas Eve before you sleep
Step outside and take a peek.
Can you see them ?
Are they near ?
You don't think so ?
Never fear!
While still outside
do this simple deed
Sprinkle this packet of special feed.
The glow of the stardust,
the smell of the oats
will draw to YOUR house
Santa's reinder and sleigh.


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Dear Santa,
We don't have a chimney and I was worried as could be.
About how you'd bring my presents to my family and me.
But now I've solved the problem
And I'm not sad anymore,
For hanging from this ribbon
is the key to our front door.
Merry Christmas
from
Me


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We were awakened when we heard Santa call,
"Dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
But soon we discovered out on the front lawn,
Santa and his reindeer were gone.
With our little shovels, we started to scoop,
all of the droppings.....YUCK, reindeer poop!
So, then we generously filled you up a sack,
Have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your snack.


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I hear you've been naughty,
So listen, here's the scoop...
I'm running short on coal this year,
so you get "Snowman Poop"
Love, Santa 

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The stars are sparkling in the sky
The lights are twinkling on the tree;
There's boxes all wrapped up
With names on for you and me.

Sleep won't come easy tonight
Excitement is buzzing around;
Even keeping us up for mass
Won't keep our feet on the ground.

My little brother just watch and learn
As Father Christmas comes to town;
We will have a fabulous time
He never has let us down.

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Dear Mom'n'Dad we love you through and through
We just hope that you love our present as much as we do;
It looks like it's one we like but we know you'll love it too
The dance mats great and now you'll be able to give it the old wazoo!

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Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
I’ve got a gun and a clever disguise
To rob the bank on its busiest day
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
We got caught do you know why?
Because we only had a getaway sleigh

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Believe in Santa Clause,
Teddy bears and friends,
And a magical joy that never ends!
The sparkle in children's eyes,
Of wonder and delight,
Shines brighter than any Christmas lights. 

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There's nothing like some Christmas cheer
To get us through the cold;
It may be those long dark nights
But for Christmas we're never too old.

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