Funny Birthday Poems
and Sayings
Funny Birthday Poems and Sayings for your extra enjoyment and fun on birthday celebrations for your family and friends.
These are for your non commercial use free!
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Funny Birthday Verses Poems
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Growing old with dignity is a classy thing to do - but the way you are doing it seems more fun.
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Recycle. Celebrate last year’s birthday - you were still in your thirties.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball.
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Learn from the mistakes of others,
you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
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A few new wrinkles and a few new lines,
Gives a man a rugged look divine,
Look in the mirror and take in the view,
Half a century looks good on you.
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Remember when 50 seemed old?
If you weren't so old you would!
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Funny Birthday Poems
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There may be many wrinkles
That can't be ironed out.
But every one's a story
Of that there is no doubt.
So on this milestone birthday
Just think about the pluses,
Lots of pension discounts
Not forgetting free travel on the buses.
So welcome to the 60's
My friend it's not so bad
It has it's compensations
Of which you will be glad.
So Happy 60th Birthday & have a great day
doing what you do best in your own special way.
Margmax
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You're at an age when you've finally got your head together
and your body's falling apart.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop complaining...
I am older than you!!
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Can't remember how old you are - I'm no good with big numbers.
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You may complain you're getting older
But the alternative is worse;
Eating birthday cake is much preferred
To riding in a hearse.
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I much prefer being over the hill to being under it.
Bruce Lansky
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Time and tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
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Looking in the mirror never was much fun
But now I dread the look from I don't know who;
She looks in everytime I take a peep
I wish that she would go or else I'm going to sue.
The skin has stretched I never asked it to
How can you get fatter and it not go tight;
All my clothes have shrunk in the wash
And nothing ever looks just right.
Get old gracefully is what they say
And just who do they think they're talking too;
I'm ignoring them all on purpose of course
Just Like I always do.
My Birthdays are now milestones
See what I've achieved;
Every one amazing them
The truth be known it's only a reprieve.
Maggiemay
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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry
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Laughter lines you say?
Well something must have been hilarious
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball.
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On this long and winding road
The milestones we reach;
Every single one of them
Is something to us, to teach.
So pray tell me
Just what it is you've learnt;
On this your special day
Apart from Willies your uncle and Minnies your aunt!
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Funny Birthday Poems
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You should really celebrate on your birthday.
Take TWO naps today.
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Wine, women and song
Are what most men would say;
Are the very ingredients needed
To have a great Birthday!
So we've got the bottle
And I know you can sing;
But where to get the women
Off to the Toon and going clubbing.
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good!
Stephen Wright
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve.
Coco Chanel
Growing old with dignity is a classy thing to do
but the way you are doing it seems more fun..
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball.
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Hip Hip Hooray, on your Big day today
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Just one more thing your friends asked me to say.
Everybody loves you and thinks you are great
You're (..) today so lets celebrate.
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There may be many wrinkles
that can't be ironed out.
but every one's a story
of that there is no doubt.
So on this milestone birthday
just think about the pluses,
lots of pension discounts
not forgetting free travel on the buses.
So welcome to the 60's
my friend it's not so bad
It has it's compensations
of which you will be glad.
So Happy 60th Birthday & have a great day
doing what you do best in your own special way.
Margmax
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop complaining...
I am older than you!!
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Funny Birthday Poems
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the
Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said,
"I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither doc," said the husband.
"But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
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Mary had a little lamb,she tied it to a pylon,
10,000 volts shot up it’s bum and turned it’s wool to nylon.
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Men are just like chocolates
Us girls know that is true
Found in bars they don't last long
Enough to satisfy you
And on that thought
Happy Birthday
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Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when my friend smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it's worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth!
Happy Birthday!!!
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